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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

gosh! realised i totally forgot to blog abt dis super memorable thing..
chip got me dis bouquet of 19 roses for bday.. and he packaged it himself..as in plucking out e thorns and everything..and so i kept dat in my room after dat..
den lk 1 or 2 weeks ltr..i was happily toking on e fone on my bed in e middle of e nite..
AND SUDDENLY...........................
i saw dis freaking FAT BLACK worm wriggling on e floor towards my bed!!!!!! and i mean really FAT...and really BLACK!!!! omg........its lk ultimate laaaa...den i started screaming in e fone and fumbling ard for things to kill it smack it cover it or watever ways to deal w dat freak...(ltr i realised my parents room are lk wide open..dey cld have heard me screaming 0.O).......
den i found dis transparant container...den i go kup it...i'm lk so proud of myself la..so brave can..
and den i started to get paranoid..worrying abt more caterpillars may come crawling out..den i was lk damn scared to touch dat bouquet..but still i had to throw it away rite..and so i started on my 2nd adventure...i lk took half an hr to pick up my courage to go pick dat bouquet up..dump it into a BIG plastic bag..den use another BIG plastic bag to cover it..den throw it down e rubbish dump...gosh...i'm lk damn proud la..damn brave rite?? cant stand it.......
bah..
den e FAT BLACK thing was lk trapped in e container for 2 days..i don even dare to throw it away la..was lk waiting for it to die..but its damn strong can..bloody monster..and guess wat??? it shitted inside..and started wriggling in its own shit..den gor until my whole floor all shit..WTF..den one fine day my mum came in..saw e black thing and helped me dispose it..and i've to say..she's 100 times brave-er den me man..heex..
............................................me and my adventure w e great black thing...............................................

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